Up Side Down Cafe

W A R N I N G

This is a site designed and intended 
SOLELY for ADULTS, people who are at least 18 years old, 
who are interested in and wish to have access to visual 
images, verbal description and audio sounds of a
sexually oriented, frankly erotic nature. The materials 
which are available within this site may include graphic 
visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual 
activity and should NOT be accessed by anyone who is 
younger than 18 years old or who does not wish to be 
exposed to such materials. By entering this website you 
are making the following statements:

1. Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that as of 
this moment, I am an adult, at least 18 years of age.

2. I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under 
18 years of age to have access to any of the materials
contained within this site.

3. I understand that when I gain access to this site, I 
will be exposed to visual images, verbal descriptions 
and audio sounds of a sexually oriented, frankly erotic 
nature, which may include graphic visual depictions and 
descriptions of nudity and sexual activity.

I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to 
view, read and/or hear the various materials which are 
available, for my own personal enjoyment, information 
and/or education. My choice is a manifestation of my 
interest in sexual matters, which is both healthy and 
normal and, which, in my experience, is generally shared 
by average adults in my community. I am familiar with
the standards in my community regarding the acceptance 
of such sexually oriented materials, and the materials 
I expect to encounter are within those standards. In my 
judgement, the average adult in my community accepts
the consumption of such materials by willing adults in 
circumstances such as this which offer reasonable 
insulation from the materials for minors and unwilling 
adults, and will not find such materials to appeal to a 
prurient interest or to be patently offensive.